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Sardar Jokes Biography

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Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.

Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.

Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?

Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai

ke tum kon ho

Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi

Aik dafa aik 3 ya 4 saal ka bacha masjid mein chala gia. Molwi saheb ne ise bhagana chaha to itne mein is bache ka baap aan puncha jo keh mash’hur khelari Naweed-ul-Hasan tha. Mulwi Saheb ne kaha. “Dekho ye pehle hi masjid mein kayi baar ghus kar sharar’tain kar chukka hai. yeh baat theek nahi hai ise sambhal kar rakha karo.

Naweed-ul-Hasan bola. “ Mulwi Saheb! Kiun naraz hote hain. Yeh to na samajh bacha hai. ise kia pata keh masjid mein jana hai ya nahi. Mein samajhdar hon bataiye mein kabhi masjid mein aaya hon.”

Aik dafa aik fakir aik darwaze par dastak di. Yeh shahid Afridi ka ghar tha. Shahid Afridi ne is se pucha.

“Kia baat hai:”

Fakir ne apni pocket se aik button nikal kar is ko dete huye

Urdu Jokes

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Urdu Jokes:

Do afimi sarak ke kinare baithe huye the aur bare sanjidah mood mein guftagu kar rahe the. Pehla afimi apne sathi se bola. "Bujho meri mut'thi mein kia hai?"

Dusra afimi bari maasum’yat se bola.”Rail gari ka Engine hai.”

Pehla afimi bola-“Tumhain kaise pata chala?”

Dusre ne jawab dia. “Dhuyan jo nikal raha hai.”

Aik bus driver bus buhat taiz chala raha tha. Driver achanak zor zor se qehqahe lagane laga. Is gari mein Yunus Khan bhi mojud tha.

Is ne driver se hansne ki wajah puchi to woh khil khila kar bola.

“ mein to yeh sonch kar hans raha hon keh jab pagal khane walon ko pata chale ga keh main pagal khane se farar ho gia to kitna maza aaye ga.”

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Sardar Jokes Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos