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Comedy Sms In Hindi Biography

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Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li..

Sohan : Woh kaisey?

Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.

School Joke

“Sarkari school ke Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay tha..

Path mein ek Bujurg ny kaha: Baccho!

Ladkay ko chor do ye khud school chala jaye ga..

Bachay jor se bole:

Babu ji ye shagird nahi, hamara ustad he,

roz school se bhaag jata hai”

Kids Joke

Bap: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?

Beta: Mmm… main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai. …

Hindi

Jibon bohut kuch sikhati hai,

Kabhi hashati hay kabhi rulaty hay

Khud se vijyada kisi par bshwash mat karna,

Kyuki andhere mein toh parchai bhi saath chor jati hai.

Pappu aur Santa

Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna!

Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, “Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai.”

Pappu Crazy Joke

Pappu ek baar bataya tha mujh ko,Barasti barish se ishq hai usko,Aur uska ishq pane ke liye,Yeh aankhe har din barasti hai.

Silly Joke

Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho?

Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo,

Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do

TUFAN STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hey

Papa Beti Joke

Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?

Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!

Marriage Propose Joke

Pappu & Chandni ek restaurant pe:

Pappu: Maine last bar puch raha hoon, tum mujhse shadi karogi?

Chandni: Nahi!

Pappu: Soch lo!

Chandni: Keh diya na nahi,

Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana

Hindi Joke

Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?

Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.

Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

Funny Pappu Joke in Hindi

Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun?

Dost: To bank se loan le lo

Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai

Joke

Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya? …

Hindi Joke written in English

Labon se pucha: Aakkal bari ya Bhains?

Srabon confused ho gaya & then after sometime replied: Tu mujhko ullu samjte ho kya? Janamdin to bataya hi nahi. …!!!

Joke

HAR JAGA TUM HO, ASMAN ME TUM HO, ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.

PANTI WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI

“KITAANU” HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI…..

Father Son Hindi Joke

Bap:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.

Beta:Thank God I was born after that .Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .

Laugh out Loud Hindi Joke

Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.

Liton: Ha ha ha!

Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!

Stupid Rubel Joke

Liton to Rubel: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.

Rubel: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?

Maid Joke

Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.

Rubel Joke

Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Manik: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?

Manik: Wo ek Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Pappu Joke

Pappu bada dukhi tha!

Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho?”

Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

Party Joke

Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.

Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,

“He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

Dumb Rubel Joke

Rubel apni lover se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye rannaghar pe chali gayi.

Lover ke mobile sofa pe dekh kar Rubel ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweety ya jaanu!

Jab usne misscall di to screen pe likh raha tha “Murga No.5? Calling!!!”.

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Comedy Sms In Hindi Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos