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Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even??

Sardar: Remove the S !! :P

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zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan

kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..

tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..

bas keh jaffi pa lawin......

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Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!

Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..

Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..

Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..

Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....

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Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te

Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te

Jat alto te alto110 te

,jatt swift te

swft 120 te,

Agge

agge ki jatt ambulance Te.

AmbUlance 130 Te.

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Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale

Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye

Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye

Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye

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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...

Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!

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Students ka sufiana kalam :-)

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Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove..

pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove...

aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan.

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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi

Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,

saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,

hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,

Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,

Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

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Tu sohni tera na sohni,

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:

*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,

sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,

aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,

zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.

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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,

teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,

saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,

har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai

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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde

vekhan waale bada pasand karde

sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke

eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de

sanu vi sohna bana Rabba

nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

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Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,

Dr. � Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,

Baccha � Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,

Lagda Chidi Da Mama...

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Punjab Main 2 Cheezain E T0 Achi Hain

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Aikk LASSI

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D000jy 80

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Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna

Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna

Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi

Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

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Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?

Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

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me mangi se maut rabb toh,

usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..

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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,

Marna chahunde haan per Maut saday paas nahi aundi,

Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi toun,

Teri Yaad vi te Tarponoun ton baaz nahi aundi,

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Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste,

tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste,

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste...

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aee Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,

Jinnu Mangaya si Duwawaan chay Oo Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya...

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Hasna Ohna di Aadat see,

Aasi galat Andaza la Bethe

Oh hasde hasde vasde rehay

Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe...

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Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humary dil se awaaz nikli.....

Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Jo assar hai akh di maar andar

oh na teer te na talwaar andar

ohna Rab nu labh k ki lena

Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

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Ishq ishq ta hr koi kardy,

pr koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,

ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthy aashiqa nu,

Dil de sakdy ny par jaan nahi!!!

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Jy Saadi Nahin sei Tu ho Sakna

Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c

Jy Inj hi Rulaana c Varny

Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya si.

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