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2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D


  By: Daniel the Popstar
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon


  By: abdullah
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!


  By: smartimran


Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA


  By: smartimran
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Thanks
Imran


  By: smartimran
AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA T
AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.


  By: SULEMAN EJAZ
Pathan
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)


  By: AsiM
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …


  By: musarat
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed sy
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)


  By: musarat
Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon T
Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

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Can someone please post some jokes about Sikh? Thanks!
May I ask why Sikh jokes specifically?
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Originally posted by ukhalil11:
Salam!

Can someone please post some jokes about Sikh? Thanks!

khuda hafiz
..it was once discussed here that we would avoid racial jokes.. its sickness of mind when someone is made fun of its race or religion..

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Originally posted by ahmadjee:
May I ask why Sikh jokes specifically?
Good question

I dont really know either, I have just read some sikh jokes and laughed my ass of so wondering if there is any other sikh jokes.

Note:
I personally do not dislike sikhs.
A lot of people hate them because of the way they have to act upon their faith which can become a racial issue. Myself, I have some sikh friends and they are regular humans just like everyone.

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