Pakistani Funny Jokes In Urdu Biography
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Sardar Je Jokes Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”
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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes
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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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Sardar Je And Police Man
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Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho? Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.
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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya
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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
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In Biology Practical
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Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name
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Hitler Says
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“There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary” Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”
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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor
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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because It Was Self-Service
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A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage
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Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
Written by Moderator | April 3, 2012 | 0
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.
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Examiner Taking Practical Of Sardar
Written by Moderator | March 8, 2012 | 0
In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said €India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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Sardar Joined New Job
Written by Moderator | February 17, 2012 | 0
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
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Sardar Was Busy
Written by Moderator | February 17, 2012 | 0
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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On A Romantic Day Sardar
Written by Moderator | February 17, 2012 | 0
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb
Written by Moderator | February 17, 2012 | 0
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Sardar was writing something very slowly
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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Sardar proposed a Girl
Written by admin | February 6, 2012 | 0
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar to Girlfriend
Written by admin | February 6, 2012 | 0
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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Sardar G Funny SMS Jokes
Written by admin | February 6, 2012 | 0
Sardar went for an INTERVIEW. The question was When is ur BIRTHDAY? Sardar :-May 9th. Which year? Sardr :-What nonsense EVERY YEAR..
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Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
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