Funny Jokes Sms Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
Arz kiya hai . . . .!
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Kya January Kya February Hum Kya
Karein November ko December ko…!!
Jab Tum Saath Hi Nahi Humarey
AaG LaG Jaaye Is Calender Ko…!!
Doctor: Ap K Father Ki Body Mein White Cell Khatm ho gaye Han
Sardar Bahir Gya or thori Dair Baad Aa kr Bola:
Doctor Sb White to nhi Mily Ye Red Toshiba K Mily Han Yehi Daal Do
Doctor: anni deya ay China Da Radio Nahi..
abba ae tera..!
Girl: Doctor sahab mere boyfriend ko andar bula lijiye
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi hu
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahab, apki nurse bahar akeli hai
People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking
Mele Babu ne kya khaya
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Meanwhile,
Single are still Busy in
Saali Rajai me Hawaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai :P
GirL: Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun, Mujhe Bhul Jao !!
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BOY:-. . . . . . .
Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM ,
DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm…
Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?
TaiLor: 300 Rupay
Sheikh: Te Nikkr di
TaiLor: Rs 100
Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.
Best way to propose a girl..
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Take her to sea,
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Say her to sit in a boat.
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Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
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Then say: Marry Me
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Leave My Boat :P
Koi Husne Amal Pass Mere Nahi,
Phas Na Jaun Qayamat Me Maula Kahi,
Aye Shafi E Umam Laj Rakhna Tumhi,
Tumpar Hardam Karoro Darood O Salam
Just As A New Bloom Spreads
Fragrance And Freshness Around?
May The New Year Add A New Beauty
And Freshness Into Your Life.
Happy New Year.
ew Year waves a
Magic wand over this world,
And behold,
Everything is softer and more beautiful.
Have A Happy New Year 201
Hi My Very Special Friend..
I pray you lay in rest,
God bless you always & may New Year 2014..
Bring you a lot of Love and Happiness.by (Name)
Wish U Have a Happy New Year 2014
My wishes for you, great start for Jan,
Love for Feb, peace for March,
No worries for April, fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec.
Have a lucky and wonderful 2014.
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