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Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?

Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.

Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.

Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.

Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?

Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.

Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

Aik dafa aik musafir ko apni manzil per jate huye rastey main raat ho gayi. Is ne rastey main aik musafir khane yani saraye main raat basar karne ka faisla kia. Musafir ke pas aik sufaid rung ka ghora bhi tha.

Is ne wo ghora saraye kay mulazim ko de kar kaha keh tumhain iski hefazat karni hai. Sath hi is ne yeh sonch ker keh mulazim so na jaye isey lohe ka bana huya aik aalah dia jis se bhison ko nahlate huye ragar ragar kar in kay jism ki gandagi saaf kartay hain aur kaha keh is se ghorey ke jisam ko ragarte ya ghaste rahna. Ye kah ker wo so gia.

Mulazim thuri dair to ghorey ke jism ko lohe ke aaley se ragarta raha. Phir ye soch ker ke yahan konse chor aayen ge main bhi so jata hoon wo bhi so gia.

Sobha jab mulazim utha to ye daikh ker bara pareshan hoya keh ghora chor le gaya hai. Ab malik ko kia jawab de ga. Is ke zehan main aik terkeeb aagaii.

Is ne jaldi se ja ker jungal se aik sufaid rung ka khargosh pakra aur isko lohe ke aaley se ghasna shuroo kar dia. Isi doran malik uth giya aur ghorey ko gayab daikh ker poocha ghora kahan hai aur ye tum kia kar rahe ho.

Mulazim ne khargosh ki taraf ishara kerke kaha. Janab ye ghora hi to hai. Sari raat ghaste ghaste itna sara rah gia. Ab aap batayain aur ghasoon ya bas karoon.

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?

Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Aik makan main do aadmi apas main lar'rahe the. Aik kah raha tha tum to gadhe kay bache ho. Dusra pehlay ko kah raha tha. Gadhe kay bache to tum ho.

Aik gadha makan ki diwar kay sath bahir khara tha. Itne main is ka aik dost ghora wahan se guzra aur poocha tum yahan kiun khare ho.

Is ne jabab dia mera bacha kahen gum ho gia hai. Is makan se aawazain aarahi hain keh tum gadhe kay bache ho aur tum gadhe kay bache ho. Jab tai ho jaye ga key kaun gadhe ka bacha hai to main is ko apne sath ley jaunga.

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”

Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”

Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”

Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….

Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.

Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?

Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?

Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pas aaya aur kehnay laga.

Janab! Aanay wali rail foran rok di jaye. Rastay mein is kay ulatnay ka khatrah hai.

Chunancha khatray kay pesh nazar rail kehin door rokwa di gayi aur railway kay officer is aadmi kay sath khatray wali jagah ka muaina karnay chalay gaye. Is shakhs nay railway line par paray kelay kay chilkay ki taraf ishara kartay huye kaha: Janab! Rail ko is chilkay say phisal kar ulatnay ka khatra tha.

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.

Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.

Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.

Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?

Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.

Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay khaya tha.

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Coach (Shoib Akhtar se) “ dolat aur mehnat mein kia farq hai?”

Shoib Akhtar- “ jo raqam dusron se qarz li jaye ise dolat kehte hain aur is ki wapsi key liye jo larayi jhagra kia jaye use mehnut kehte hain.”

Pehla Player: “Mere Abbu aik darya mein chalang lagate hain aur dusre darya mein se nikal aate hain.”

Dusra Player: “ Mere Abbu darya Ravi mein chalang lagate hain aur darya-e-Sindh mein nikal aate hain.”

Teesra Player: “Mere Abbu Tanki mein chalang lagate hain aur Toti se nikal aate hain.”

Aik Martaba Waseem Akram apne driver key sath gari mein ja raha tha keh achanak is ne driver ko hokum dia. “Gari roko aur samne road par pari mung phalli utha kar le aao.”

Driver mong phali utha laya. Waseem Akram ne mong phali tori to do dane nikle. Aik is ne khud khaya aur dusra driver ko khelaya aur kaha. “Mere sath raho gey to aise hi aish karo gey.”

Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."

Aik bhikari Sarak(Road) par langra kar chal raha tha. Samne se teen dost aarahe the. Bhikari ko iss tarah chalet daikh kar pehle dost ne kaha. “yar dekho be chare bhikari ki tang tooti hoyi hai”.

Doosre dost ne kaha: “nahi yar! Mujhe lagta hai keh is ki tang maflooj ho gayi hai.”

Yeh sun kar tisra dost bola. “ tum donon ghalat andaze laga rahe ho, mujhe lagta hai is ki tang ko polio ho chukka hai”.

Iss baat par teenon doston mein takraar hone lagi. Bala-akhir inhon ne faislah kia keh wo bhikari se hi puch lete hain, wo teenon bhikari ke paas gaye aur is se pucha. “ bhayi saheb! Yeh aap ki tang kis tarah tooti”.

Bhikari (ghosse se teenon doston ko ghurte hoye bola) “arey! Meri tang nahi balkeh mera juta tuta hai “.

Aik dafa aik 3 ya 4 saal ka bacha masjid mein chala gia. Molwi saheb ne ise bhagana chaha to itne mein is bache ka baap aan puncha jo keh mash’hur khelari Naweed-ul-Hasan tha. Mulwi Saheb ne kaha. “Dekho ye pehle hi masjid mein kayi baar ghus kar sharar’tain kar chukka hai. yeh baat theek nahi hai ise sambhal kar rakha karo.

Naweed-ul-Hasan bola. “ Mulwi Saheb! Kiun naraz hote hain. Yeh to na samajh bacha hai. ise kia pata keh masjid mein jana hai ya nahi. Mein samajhdar hon bataiye mein kabhi masjid mein aaya hon.”

Aik dafa aik fakir aik darwaze par dastak di. Yeh shahid Afridi ka ghar tha. Shahid Afridi ne is se pucha.

“Kia baat hai:”

Fakir ne apni pocket se aik button nikal kar is ko dete huye kaha.

“Zara is button par aik coat to tank dijye.”

Do afimi sarak ke kinare baithe huye the aur bare sanjidah mood mein guftagu kar rahe the. Pehla afimi apne sathi se bola. "Bujho meri mut'thi mein kia hai?"

Dusra afimi bari maasum’yat se bola.”Rail gari ka Engine hai.”

Pehla afimi bola-“Tumhain kaise pata chala?”

Dusre ne jawab dia. “Dhuyan jo nikal raha hai.”

Aik bus driver bus buhat taiz chala raha tha. Driver achanak zor zor se qehqahe lagane laga. Is gari mein Yunus Khan bhi mojud tha.

School Joke 

“Sarkari school ke Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay tha.. 

Path mein ek Bujurg ny kaha: Baccho! 

Ladkay ko chor do ye khud school chala jaye ga.. 

Bachay jor se bole: 

Babu ji ye shagird nahi, hamara ustad he, 

roz school se bhaag jata hai” 

Kids Joke 

Bap: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay? 

Beta: Mmm… main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai. …

Hindi 

Jibon bohut kuch sikhati hai, 

Kabhi hashati hay kabhi rulaty hay 

Khud se vijyada kisi par bshwash mat karna, 

Kyuki andhere mein toh parchai bhi saath chor jati hai.

Pappu aur Santa 

Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna! 

Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, “Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai.”

Pappu Crazy Joke 

Pappu ek baar bataya tha mujh ko,Barasti barish se ishq hai usko,Aur uska ishq pane ke liye,Yeh aankhe har din barasti hai.

Silly Joke 

Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho? 

Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo, 

Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do

TUFAN STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hey

Papa Beti Joke 

Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ? 

Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!

Marriage Propose Joke 

Pappu & Chandni ek restaurant pe: 

Pappu: Maine last bar puch raha hoon, tum mujhse shadi karogi? 

Chandni: Nahi! 

Pappu: Soch lo! 

Chandni: Keh diya na nahi, 

Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana

Hindi Joke 

Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai? 

Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga. 

Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

Funny Pappu Joke in Hindi 

Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun? 

Dost: To bank se loan le lo 

Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai

Joke 

Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya? … 

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Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?

Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.

Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.

Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.

Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?

Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.

Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?

Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?

Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.

Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?

Aadmi : Sirf do rupay hi ka kiun?

Bhikari: Mein aadmi ki awqaat deikh kar hi mangta hon.

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?

Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.

Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?

Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.

Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay kh,

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When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
 One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
 When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
 Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
 Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
 Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
 If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
 Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
 what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
 First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
 Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
 Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
 If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
 I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
 Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
 Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
 At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
 The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?
 i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
 An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
 I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
 girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”
A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
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A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.
The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.
“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.
“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”
“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”
“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job
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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Hitler says,

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Hitler says,

There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

Sardar was busy removing

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Sardar was busy removing

a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are

you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board.

Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewer: Where were you born?

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Interviewer: Where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab.

Interviewer: Which part?

Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)

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Santa & Banta Jokes.. Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi. Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Banta ped pe...Read Full Story

5 Insults That Actually Aren’t Insults

By Paul Schinider on November 13, 2013 | From bidnessetc.com

There are swear and curse words we use to abuse people, and then there are words that we abuse simply by misusing them. These are ordinary terms treated as pejoratives and derogatory labels, and though it’s amusing to see idiots being idiots, we feel it’s time to highlight the words that aren’t really insults, but are sometimes wrongly considered as such. 1.  Liberal Do you consider bans on gay marriage a little bigoted and completely wrong? Well, you’re the reason America is in the economic...Read Full Story

Santa Banta Jokes !!

By pictureblogger on October 24, 2013 | From 99share.in

Santa Banta Jokes.. Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.  U know why?  Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.  A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me. Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae...Read Full Story

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Santa banta hindi jokes

By Muhammad Irfan on April 12, 2013 | From sms7up.com

Santa Sharab Pee kar, Sadhu Say Takra Giya, Sadhu Gusse Mein Aye Murkh Mein Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun Santa-Rukiye Maharaaj Me Glaass Le ke Aata hun.- - - ->Santa: Aggar nariyaal ke ped pay chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaye gi Banta: Pir haath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayen gi. - - - ->Banta: Yeh chaaku kiyon ubaaal rahe ho??? Santa: Suicide karne kay liye, Banta: To phir ubaalne ki kiya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaaye- - - ->A teacher

Sardar Je Jokes Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”

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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes

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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back

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Sardar Je And Police Man

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Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho? Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.

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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

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In Biology Practical

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Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name

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Hitler Says

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“There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary” Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”

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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor

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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because It Was Self-Service

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A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage

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Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

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