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When i open my eyes every morning 

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! 

 One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

 When I was born Devil said..

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

 Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... 

 Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- 

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

 Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank 

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... 

 If ur world is spining Round & Round.

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... 

 Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

 what happend 2 ur mobile? 

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

 First the engagement ring, then t

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

 Last night I lay in my bed 

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

 Birdy birdy in the sky dropped 

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

 If your a Vegetarian to be nice

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

 I'm a killer, i kill people for money

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend

I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

 Its been a rough day.I got up this

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

 Jesus says to John come forth ill 

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

 At dis moment in time 10 million people

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

 The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?

 i want u 2 know dat our friendship

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

 An independant study has proven

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

 I'm @ the police station 

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

 girls are like phones.

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary

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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”

He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”

The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”

He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary

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A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.

The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.

“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.

“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”

“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”

“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job

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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.

“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.

“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”

“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”

“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Hitler says,

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Hitler says,

There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

Sardar was busy removing

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Sardar was busy removing

a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are

you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board.

Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewer: Where were you born?

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Interviewer: Where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab.

Interviewer: Which part?

Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

and puts his finger

on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it

because he is the owner of restaurant.

I have the job

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I have the job

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?

Sweeper: I have the job.

Girlfriends

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Girlfriends

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.

Rest have

Girlfriends

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