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Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?

Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.

Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.

Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.

Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?

Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.

Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

1 Aurat koma me chali gai

shohar murda smajh kr dafnany chala.

rasty me janaza khamby sy takrany sy aurat ko hosh aa gya.

5 saal bad aurat phr chal basi.

sab log kalma parhty huwy ja rhy thy lekin shohar ki zuban py 1 he baat thi

khamba wekh k mera veer khamba wekh k.hahahahaha.

"ANAS NASIR" 

Assalam o Alaikum!!!

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Mafhome Hadees:

Nabi SalLalLaho Alaihe Wasallam Ghar Tashreef laye tou Roti ka 1 Tukra Gira howa dekha,

Aap SalLalLaho Alaihe Wasallam ne osay uthaya, saaf kr k kha liya aor Farmaya:

Aay Ayesha..!

izzat walay (Rizq) ka ehteram karo,

Kion k Ye Jis Qoum se chala jata hay tou dobara un k Pas Wapis nahi ata

(Sunan ibne Maja,

Hadees 3353,

Kitab uL At'ema,

Baab: Khana Phainknay ki Mumana'at,

Ravi: Ayesha Razi Allah Anha)

"ANAS NASIR"

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Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko?

Patien: Kiya kabse hora !

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