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SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ..

posted in April Fools SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

Plz call me, its urgent

 (247 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)

Plz call me,

its urgent.

Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,

Plz mana mat karna

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Warna

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GADHA mar jayega

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posted in April Fools SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

 (340 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

posted in April Fools SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

 (129 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.

Stars+moon = A romantic night.

Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.

U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

posted in Insult SMS

Roses r lal skies r nila

 (124 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)

Roses r lal

skies r nila,

ur brain is like khali patila.

Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red

skies r blue,

I born smart

what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

I love your smile

 (203 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..

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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Smile SMS

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

 (294 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

if u want to drive “Mercedez”

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& wish 2go2 switzerland,

& like to stay in 5 star hotel,

then visit our website

www.apni ouqat mai raho.com

Posted in Misc SMS Jokes     

  Tum to sab ki nani ho

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,

main kalam hon or tum kahani ho, 

jab pocha gali k bacho say,

to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

Posted in Misc SMS Jokes      

  Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.

Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun

tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.

Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?

Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay

koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko

isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

Posted in Misc SMS Jokes      

 

  Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

What was GOD’s First Reaction

when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

Posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes      

  Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay

Professor:

Tum 20 saal ki larki

Su shaadi kroge ya

Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?

Student:

Sir ! Depend karta hy k

Kon khoobsurat hay !

Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

Posted in Misc SMS Jokes      

  nur machli ya mada

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain

ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?

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Posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS      

  My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:”What is your name?”.

Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”

Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”

Student:”My name is Sunlight.

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Jokes In English Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

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