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If some one seriously wants

to be a part of your life,

they will seriously make an effort

to be in it

No Reasons

No Excuses



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By Own Actions
March 6th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Happiness is not something

ready made.

It comes from your own actions



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Live a Life of
March 5th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Live a life of

Love, Honesty,

Appreciation,

Kindness and Strength.

Sprinkled with a little silliness.



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Change your Originality
March 5th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Never change your originality

for the sake of others.

Because no one can play your role

better than you.

So be yourself you are the best.



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Creating About Yourself
February 24th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Life is not about finding yourself.

Life is about creating yourself.



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Hardest Life Truth
February 3rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Truth about desire they say
Is a need to breathe for another day
Truth I heard about regret
Its the hardest truth Ive come to yet



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A Real Experience Of Life
January 14th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

A real experience of life,

when you give lot of importance to someone in your life…

You lose your importance in their life..!!
If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter!
Funny Sms


Sender:kami

Date:18-03-2014
1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
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Sender:Majeed

Date:17-03-2014
Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!
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Sender:Wahaj

Date:14-03-2014
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
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Sender:Faraz

Date:11-03-2014
Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!
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Sender:Ehtisham

Date:10-03-2014
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!
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Sender:Mina

Date:07-03-2014
"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!
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Sender:Rayyan

Date:06-03-2014
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
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Sender:Junaid

Date:05-03-2014
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
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Sender:rukhsana kusar

Date:02-03-2014
1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad
papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?
papa: nhi beta
bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......
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Sender:Ron

Date:24-02-2014
Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
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Sender:Yasir

Date:19-02-2014
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
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Sender:bahram

Date:16-02-2014
''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

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Sender:Nikhil pemmaiah k.m

Date:12-02-2014
Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
.
.
Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World
DependsOn US...!!!
Boyz Rocks
Hahahahahaha.
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Sender:Daniyal

Date:07-02-2014
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
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Sender:Karim

Date:29-01-2014
Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
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Sender:AWAN

Date:28-01-2014
A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
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Sender:hami

Date:25-01-2014
ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost
mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey
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jarsi landy di payi aaa.
(1) For Those Who Dont Know Who Ha

For Those Who Dont Know Who Hanif Is...


-Hanif Nevr Wet His Bed As A Child.
The Bed Wet Itslf In Fear.


-Once Hanif Participated In A Race.
He Came 1st.
Einstien Died Aftr Watching Dat.
Bcoz..
Light Came 2nd.


-When Hanif Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As WIKIPEDIA


-Hanif Once Wrote His Biography.
2day That Book Is Known As GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..


-When Hanif Does Push Ups,
He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.


- Hanif Once Hit A Six.
And That Ball Is Today Known As PLUTO.


Source: "WIKILEAKS" =P ;->








(2) For those who dnt knw who zub

For those who dnt knw who zubair is-
- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.
-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.
-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.
-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as WIKIPEDIA
zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.
Source: "WIKILEAKS"

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