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March 12th, 2014 Category: Funny Urdu SMS, Zubaida Apa SMS
Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy
Achanak Shair Nikal Aya, Aik Dost
Jhat Sy Darakht Per Cherh Gaya,
Dosra Sans Rok K Darakht K Nechy
Lyt Gaya, Shair Kareeb Aya Or Bola,
Na Putter Na Yahan Per Zubaida Apa
K Totky Nahe Chalty.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
March 6th, 2014 Category: Boy VS Girl SMS, Funny Urdu SMS
Lerki: Ya Jo Samny Lerka Betha hai
Muje Aik Ghanty sy Pareshan Kr raha
Hai.
Waiter: Lerkin Wo to Ap Ki terf Dekh
Hi Nahi Raha.
Lerki: Ya he to Pareshani Hai
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
March 5th, 2014 Category: Boy VS Girl SMS, Funny Urdu SMS
Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha!!
Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?
Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada
Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada
Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada
Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyada Hor Phoch
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
January 27th, 2014 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
Dunia ko tension dyny k 2 assan tariqy hain…
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1.kabi kisi ko pori bat na batio ….
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(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
January 1st, 2014 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
“Ufff Sardi”
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Jab Uper likha hy ke
Srdi Hai to Nechy Konsa
Heater Laga Hy jo Dekh Rhy Ho.
2014 ki pehil Bezti Mubark Ho….
(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
December 15th, 2013 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
Sachi Mohabbat Bezuban hoti
Ha.
Ye To Aankon Sy bhyan hoti
ha
Mohabat me agr Dard Miley
to kya howa Dard K liye
ponston Hoti ha
(20 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
December 7th, 2013 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
Ak larki ki shadi thi,
sarey mehman aa chukey they..
baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat nhi aai,
mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko dil ka dora parr gaya..
aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa shadi waley tent m
dakhil hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
“mubarak ho,dulhey ki car ko
CNG mil gai”.
(10 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
December 4th, 2013 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
Wo Dost he kia
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Jo Kamina Na Ho
Parhai pe dhyan do
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March 12th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Mother: Daughter sy Tipu Sultan kon hain?
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Daughter: Pata nahi mom.
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Mother: Parhai pe dhyan do.
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Daughter: Seema aunty kon hain?
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Mother : Pata nahi.
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Daughter: Papa pe Dhyan dain please…:-)
Funny SMS in Urdu Sardar
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March 9th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Sardar SMS
1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan
jata Log Bhag jate Uski Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or
kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy
New mozay pehan kr ana.
Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.
B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?
Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi
is Lye Purane sath Laya hon..:p:p
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logon k liye sab sy mushkil kam
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March 5th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Duniya me logon k liye sab sy mushkil kam
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Apnay kam sy kam rakhna..:p:p
Funny SMS in Urdu Pathan
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February 22nd, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
1 Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse: Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge.
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo ge.
Nurse: 3000 rupayy.
Pathan: Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Ha Karhai Ni krwani..:p:p
1 pagal aur 1 doctor
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February 16th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
1 pagal har waqt kehta tha
“Ghulail Banao ga,Chirya maro ga”
“Ghulail Banao ga Chirya maro ga”
1 Din usko paglon k Dctr k pas le gay us ka elaj kia
Dr: AB KYA KRO GE?
PAGAL: Shadi karo ga nokri Dhondo ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
DR: Vry nice phir kya kro gy?
PAGAL: Bachon ko achy school Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday kron ga.Neker or shirt gift aayen gi
DR: GUD GUD PHIR?
PAGAL: unki nekar se lastic nikalon ga.
Phir
“Ghulail Bnaon ga or chryia maron ga.
Dr: lakh de lanat..:p:p
Are you joking
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January 10th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Girl: Ur Name..??
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Girl: soft Underwear..
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..:p:p
Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye
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January 8th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
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And ladko ko..
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Emran hashmi ki movies wala Chahiye..:p:p
DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH
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December 26th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”..:p:p
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