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SARDAR:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toot’tay ?

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PATHAN:

Jootay Se Maar Do:)

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte

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Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.

Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :

Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :

What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :

Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :

Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.

Geo Pathan…

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay

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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

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Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.

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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

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1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:

Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

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sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

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3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.

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Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.

BV:”aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi, pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jayegi 

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

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3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao…

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Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey 

Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la:

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Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la: “btao tmhari akhri khwahish kia hai?”

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Sardar: menu dar lag reya a, mera hath pharr lawo:)

Srdar in FireBarged.

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Srdar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.

Srdar: Pani Dalo.

Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.

Srdar:

Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

1st Pathan: O yara Bike q tez krdi.

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1st Pathan:

O yara Bike q tez krdi.

2nd Pathan:

Break fail ho gya ha is se pehle accident ho jai jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen.

1st Pathan:

Good!

or tez,or tez!

Pathan apni unparh BV say:

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Pathan apni unparh BV say:

Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.

Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.

Pathan:O Yessss !!!

Sardar In Computer Exam

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Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner

“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

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