Funny Urdu Jokes Biography
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Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.
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Jokes for Kids:
Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
1 Aurat koma me chali gai
shohar murda smajh kr dafnany chala.
rasty me janaza khamby sy takrany sy aurat ko hosh aa gya.
5 saal bad aurat phr chal basi.
sab log kalma parhty huwy ja rhy thy lekin shohar ki zuban py 1 he baat thi
khamba wekh k mera veer khamba wekh k.hahahahaha.
"ANAS NASIR"
Assalam o Alaikum!!!
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Mafhome Hadees:
Nabi SalLalLaho Alaihe Wasallam Ghar Tashreef laye tou Roti ka 1 Tukra Gira howa dekha,
Aap SalLalLaho Alaihe Wasallam ne osay uthaya, saaf kr k kha liya aor Farmaya:
Aay Ayesha..!
izzat walay (Rizq) ka ehteram karo,
Kion k Ye Jis Qoum se chala jata hay tou dobara un k Pas Wapis nahi ata
(Sunan ibne Maja,
Hadees 3353,
Kitab uL At'ema,
Baab: Khana Phainknay ki Mumana'at,
Ravi: Ayesha Razi Allah Anha)
"ANAS NASIR"
Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.
Read the best collection of jokes, jokes in urdu, jokes sms, Lateefay, jokes for kids, lateefay funny in urdu, jokes in urdu sms, jokes in roman urdu, latifay, lateefay urdu, lateefay urdu sms, lateefay funny, Urdu Jokes, Urdu Latifay, best Jokes, free Jokes, latifay in urdu, latifay urdu funny, latifay on pathan in urdu, latifay urdu sardar, latifay on pathan, latifay urdu sms, jokes in urdu, sms, latifay, fun, funny talk, halla gulla, smile
Jokes for Kids:
Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
1 Aurat koma me chali gai
shohar murda smajh kr dafnany chala.
rasty me janaza khamby sy takrany sy aurat ko hosh aa gya.
5 saal bad aurat phr chal basi.
sab log kalma parhty huwy ja rhy thy lekin shohar ki zuban py 1 he baat thi
khamba wekh k mera veer khamba wekh k.hahahahaha.
"ANAS NASIR"
Assalam o Alaikum!!!
.
.
Mafhome Hadees:
Nabi SalLalLaho Alaihe Wasallam Ghar Tashreef laye tou Roti ka 1 Tukra Gira howa dekha,
Aap SalLalLaho Alaihe Wasallam ne osay uthaya, saaf kr k kha liya aor Farmaya:
Aay Ayesha..!
izzat walay (Rizq) ka ehteram karo,
Kion k Ye Jis Qoum se chala jata hay tou dobara un k Pas Wapis nahi ata
(Sunan ibne Maja,
Hadees 3353,
Kitab uL At'ema,
Baab: Khana Phainknay ki Mumana'at,
Ravi: Ayesha Razi Allah Anha)
"ANAS NASIR"
Urdu Funny Jokes: Lets Share Jokes- III
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Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata.
Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon?
Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko?
Patien: Kiya kabse hora !
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Sardar
A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.
Why???
Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:12am
joke
wife: tum mujh se kitna pyar kerte ho?
husband: Shahjehan jitna...
wife: achaaaaa....to phr merey marney k baad Taj Mehal banao gay?
husband: main ne to plot bhi ley liya hai....delay to tum hi ker rahi ho... ;-p
Maryam Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4675 Age: 30
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:18am
zeb
nice joke:)
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:20am
maryam
thankssssss
saim1 Group: Members Joined: 23rd May, 2008 Topic: 44 Post: 2212 Age: 36
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:23am
joke
aik admi appney dost sey:yar meri shadi ki salgira a rahi hey maien soch raha hoon appni biwi ko koi aiesa gift doon key wo khush ho jaiee
dost:maien tum ko aisee cheez batata hoon jis ko dekh kar tumhari wife bhoot khush ho jaiee gi
admi:jaldi batoo kiya cheez hey
dost:tum appni biwi ko divorce dey do bhoot khush ho jaiee gi
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:26am
saima
ye kia bat hui
ye to pehli bar suna hai k koi aurat divorce ka sun k khush ho gi...
lolssss
ye kesa joke hai saima?
saim1 Group: Members Joined: 23rd May, 2008 Topic: 44 Post: 2212 Age: 36
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:28am
zeb
jab hi to iss ko joke kahtey haien jasey mard appni biwi sey marey key liya kah raha hey joke maien to joke maien orat divorce pe khush ku nahi ho sakti?
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:30am
saima
lolssssssssssss
cobra Group: Members Joined: 19th May, 2008 Topic: 0 Post: 24 Age: 29
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:41am
first night
husband to wife at first night...this is really your first night....wife no this is first time at night...
cobra Group: Members Joined: 19th May, 2008 Topic: 0 Post: 24 Age: 29
Blocked
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:46am
Doctor & patient
aik doctor apnay patient kay peechay bhag raha hota hay log us say poochtay hain kay kia bat hay woh kion patient kay peechay bhag raha hay doctor kehta hay kay yay kameena her dafa khatna karwanay ka kehta hay or bal saf karwa kay bhag jata hay.
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