Thursday 20 March 2014

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1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
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Sender:Majeed 

Date:17-03-2014
Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!

 

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Sender:Wahaj 

Date:14-03-2014
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
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Sender:Faraz 

Date:11-03-2014
Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!
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Sender:Ehtisham 

Date:10-03-2014
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!
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Sender:Mina 

Date:07-03-2014
"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!
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Sender:Rayyan 

Date:06-03-2014
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
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Sender:Junaid 

Date:05-03-2014
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
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Sender:rukhsana kusar 

Date:02-03-2014
1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad
papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?
papa: nhi beta
bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......
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Sender:Ron 

Date:24-02-2014
Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
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Sender:Yasir 

Date:19-02-2014
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
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Sender:bahram 

Date:16-02-2014
''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

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Sender:Nikhil pemmaiah k.m 

Date:12-02-2014
Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
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Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World
DependsOn US...!!!
Boyz Rocks
Hahahahahaha.
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Sender:Daniyal 

Date:07-02-2014
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
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Sender:Karim 

Date:29-01-2014
Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
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Sender:AWAN 

Date:28-01-2014
A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
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Sender:hami 

Date:25-01-2014
ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost
mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey
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jarsi landy di payi aaa.
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Sender:Waqar 

Date:24-01-2014
I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
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Sender:FB DILSEY ALI 

Date:22-01-2014
Forward This Msg To Your Friends and Get
Cool, Funny and Amazing Replies.,



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Sender:FB DILSEY ALI 

Date:22-01-2014
Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.




Q K




Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .*
The Hyderabadi dialect derives from the bonafide language, DAKHANI, that took root in the Deccan when Emperor Aurangzeb invaded and occupied the region and his armies introduced the "Camp" or "Lashkari" language to the area. The Lashkari was the lingua franca born in Delhi and northern India as a necessity for the armies of a succession of Muslim invaders from Iran, Turkey and Afghanistan to communicate with the native population. Within the passage of a remarkably short time, though, the language became more refined as more and more Persian and Arabic words modified the language into Urdu, that flourished in the latter Mughal court of Bahadur Shah Zafar and of the intelligentsia of Delhi and Lucknow. In the Deccan, however, it retained its original form, referred to now as Dakhani (of, or pertaining to, Dakhan(South), Anglosized as Deccan). However, speaking the "fasih" urdu that is the orthodox urdu dialect is considered more respectable in the region.
Linguistically, Hyderabadi dialect is notable for its unique mixture of Urdu with other regional languages (Marathi, Telugu, Kannada) within the Historic State of Hyderabad as well as Middle Eastern Languages (Arabic, Persian, Turkish). This dialect is intelligible by most Hindi\Urdu speakers.
Some differences are:
Kaiku= why, kyon in orthodox Urdu
Kaiku ki= wonder why, who knows why
Mereyku= my, instead of mujhey or mujhko in orthodox Urdu
Tumaareku= you, instead of tumhey or tumko in orthodox Urdu
Tereyku(informal slang)= you, instead of tujhey or tujhko in orthodox Urdu
uney- he/she, instead of woh in orhtodox Urdu.
Hona= to want, instead of chahiye in Orthodox Urdu (instead of "mujhey woh chahiye" in Orthodox Urdu, Hyderabadi Urdu would use "mereyku woh hona.")
Nakko= an alternate (and informal) negative generally indicating "no", "no thanks" or "don't". Can be (and is often) used in place of mat. Naheen, naa and mat (from traditional Urdu) where nakko is inappropriate for the context or in polite situations.
Hao - for yes, instead of "Haan".
Haula - foolish, crazy person (kaisa haula hai re tu)
PoTTi - derogatory term for girl
PoTTa -derogatory term for boy
Phugat -Free
Patthey- Buddy
MiyaN - fellow (i.e. "Chalao miya." means "Let's go, man.")
Chambu - mug; also used as slang to express Exhaustion ( i.e. "Haalat chambu hogayee")=> "( um-dum -Tired")
Hallu - Slow
AaraiN - (is) coming - Aarahey haiN, in orthodox Urdu
JaaraiN - (is) going -Jaarahey haiN, in orthodox Urdu
Peytabe- socks; in orthodox urdu it would be "mauzey."
Kachcha(i)- wet; in Orthodox Urdu, wet would be "geela(i)." Kachcha(i) in Orthodox Urdu means "raw."
Kunjee- keys; in Orthodox Urdu, keys would be "chaabee."
Bhairi- slap; in Orthodox Urdu, slap would be "tamaacha".
The word "ich" is often added after a noun or verb to express the confidence of the action. In orthodox urdu "hi" would be used. For example:
"Biryani ich laaraun main." In orthodox urdu this would be "Biryani hi laa raha hun main". "Kal ich yaad kara main tumaarku". In orthodox urdu this would be "Kal hi yaad kiya maine tumhe".
Popular Words[edit]

One of the most popular words used in the Hyderabadi dialect is "Baigan". It literally means "Eggplant" or "Brinjal". It is used to mark Happiness, Sorrow, Anger, Fear, Skepticism, etc. In slang it even refers to the human male genitals. A variation of the word is "pinda" which has almost the same usage.
"katey" is often used when a person mentions something told by someone else. It could be translated as "it seems". Usage: "Kal uney bahar jaare katey" means "It seems he is going outside tomorrow".
Plural form of words[edit]

The suffix "an" is often used to mark plurality. The letter 'n' is an almost silent nasal stop. For example, Log(people) would become Logaan, Baat(talk) would become baataan, Aadmi(men) would become Aadmiyaan, etc, in the Hyderabadi dialect.
Pronunciation[edit]

One of the main differences is that the letter "Qaaf" is pronounced as "Khaa". 'qabar' (grave) is pronounced as 'khabar' (news). Another difference in pronunciation is that many long a's (as in "father") are pronounced "uh" as in "hut." For example, instead of "aadmi" (man) or "raasta" (path) in Orthodox Urdu, Hyderabadi Urdu would use "admi" and "rasta."
Popularity and usage[edit]

Long before 2006, in the sixties (i.e. 1960- 1965) film star Mehmood had popularised the hyderabadi slang in Indian films. Also we must not forget that Osmania University had adopted Urdu as the medium of instruction as early as 1923 and it was discontinued after the fall of Hyderabad in 1948.

Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


Funny Urdu Words Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos


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