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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah se ro ro kar

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah se ro ro kar

Aulad k lye Dua mangta raha.

1 din Pthan k pass Farishta aya or Bola.

Khan tujhy Allah ka wasta hay phly shadi to kr ly.

 

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1 Hathi  romantic Mood me ek Chunti ko cherta hay,

1 Hathi  romantic Mood me ek Chunti ko cherta hay,

Chunti ghusse me Hathni k pas ja k kehti hay,

Apne awara shohar ko smjha lo,

Wrna mard hmare ghar me b hain.

 

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1 Charsi ne doston ki Dawat ka program banaya

1 Charsi ne doston ki Dawat ka program banaya

aur apne Ghar se Rat ko Bakra Chori kiya

aur Khoob Dawat ki.. Subha jab Ghar

Pohancha to bakra Ghar me khara tha…..

BV se pucha: Bakra kahan se aaya.

BV Boli: Bakre ki goli maro Rat se Kutta Gayab hay.

 

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1 Lahori Larki Janat me gai to Farishton se boli

1 Lahori Larki Janat me gai to Farishton se boli

Meri Shadi kisi Molivi naal hi Karayo,

Faristha: Sabr kr Bibi Pehle Kisi

Molvi nu Janat vich aan te de.

 

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1 bandria ne apne bap se kaha k

1 bandria ne apne bap se kaha k

me shadi krna chahti hun bap bola

beti sabr kro jis se tmari shadi krna chahta hun

wo abi msg pr rha hai jb wo

msg prh kr muskaray ga to samjo rishta pka………

 

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1 pathan Qabristan me Bike le kr chala gya

1 pathan Qabristan me Bike le kr chala gya

aur bola, A mere khuda me ne pehli mrtba

aisi sark dekhi jahan itne zyada Jump hain.

 

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1 Pathan apne Kaandhay pe

1 Pathan apne Kaandhay pe

“Tota” bitha kr ja rha tha,

Raste me 1 admi ne rok kr pucha,

Bhai ye konsa Janwar hay,

“Tota” Bola Pathan hay sala.

 

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1 Lady apne husband ki Qabar par bethi ro rhi thi

1 Lady apne husband ki Qabar par bethi ro rhi thi

or Qabar ko pankhey se huwa de rehi thi,

Kisi ne kaha itni mohabat,

To jawab mila k marne se pehly keh gaye thay

k meri qabar ki mitti khushak hone se pehly

shadi na krna, pta nai kon kambakhat

roz qabar par pani dal jata hay………………

 

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Agr Computer windows Punjabi me hoti to,

Agr Computer windows Punjabi me hoti to,

Send : Sutto, Download : Thale lao,

Delete : Mitti pao, Run : Naso,

Search : Labo, Alt cntrl Del : Syapa e mukao.

 

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A Dog fell in Love with a Cat

A Dog fell in Love with a Cat

But Dog’s Parents Refused cat Gues Why?

The gave a solid reason, Larki Mucho wali hay.

 

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Aj te yar sakoon nai aya,

Aj te yar sakoon nai aya,

Menu tera fone nai aya,

Eni ki be Parwai Teri koi miss call nai aai,

Tu dil apna Kithe laya, Menu tera fone nai aya,

J nai Balance te ethun klaan,

Fer kraan gay 2vei gllaan,

Kehde lai a maal kmaya, Menu tera fone nai aya,

J dil kidhray la betha ain, meri yad bhula betha ain,

Mere gal wich pa de phaya, Menu tera fone nai aya,

Aj Dehaari okhi langi, Na e Surma Na e Kanghi,

Zulfaan nu mein Tail nai laya Menu tera fone nai aya.

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Speeches In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos