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(1) Bakra Eid MubarakMay ur plate


Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs

& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.






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(2) Bakra Eid Mubarak


Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs

& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.






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(3) Hqiqt smjo ya afs


Hqiqt smjo ya afsana

Apna smjo ya begana

Hmara apka rishta hy purana

Islye frz tha apko btana

K BKRA EID a rhi hy,

Ab shuru krdo ghas khana...;-)

(1) Agar rishtedar mein koi larkip

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.



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(2) After He Broke My Heart My


After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,



"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?"



I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."





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(3) Pathhn romantic mood main a


Pathhn romantic mood main apni wife sa

kia tum muj sa naraz ho?



Wife:  nahi



pathan: jannu to pher chehra meri tarf kiun kia howa ha ?? hehehee





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(4) Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga

Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr



"pakistaniyon"
Ki hakumat ho gi....







kyon


k


baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...
"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless


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(5) Aa mere molasut boom da golana

Aa mere mola
sut boom da gola
na ravy board da daftar
na pave result da rola


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(6) Jab koi larki gha


Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey






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(7) Beth k bathroom m


Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

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.kar to l hai...

ab thanday paani sayy"Dhoun'ga"kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me...!

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Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Biography

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A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?"

Santa: Please come with me.

The visitor is taken on stairs to the 3rd floor.

The visitor rings the bell and there is no response. He rings it again and again and still no one answers. Visitor: I think he is not in. Santa: Yeah, he has gone out. He'll be back in the evening!
Ladka: Tumhaara naam kya hai?

Ladki: Kyun bataun? Main tumhe jaanti tak nahin.

Ladka: Theek hai, mat batao, main kaun sa tumhe apni BMW mein bitha raha hun.

Ladki: Mein Sheila hun, B.Com second year mein padti hun. Saamne waali gali mein seedhe haath ki tarf chauthe number pe ghar hai mera - House number 322B top floor. Ghar mein mummy, papa aur ek chota brother hai. Aur haan, shaam ko 6-8 baje tak tution jaati hun.

Ladka: Ok, thanks, jis din BMW lunga us din zaroor bithaunga.

An overweight colleague of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his .

One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.

"This is a very special coffeecake," he explained. "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffeecakes, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery.'

"And sure enough," he continued, "the eighth time around the block, there it was!"Malik, apne aalsi naukar se: Yahan par itne sare machchar goon-goon kar rahen hain, tu in sabko maar de.

Thodi der baad Malik: Oye aalsi kahin ke, maine tujhe machchar maarne ko kaha tha abhi tak tune mare nahin? Woh ab bhi goonn-goon kar rahe hain.

Aalsi naukar: Malik machchar toh maine saare maar diye hain. Yeh toh unki biwiyaan hain jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hain.
Hubby: Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to...

Wife chilla kar boli: Kyaa parso? Bolo..... Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne? Phir se bolna zara ek baar. Ab chup kyun ho gaye, ruk kyon gaye? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa, Bolo jaldi, Jaldi bolo, Bataa-O bhi ab, kyaa parso? Matlab kya hai tumhara? Kehna kya chahte ho... kya Kehna chahte ho?

Hubby: Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee suit laayi thi pagli, aaj to do le aati.....
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this! You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I taut you was getting a group together to go right now!"
Chintu chup ke cigarette pee raha tha, tabhi us ke papa aa gaye. Chintu ne ghabrahat mein, jaldi se cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li.

Papa, gusse se: Kya tum cigarette pee rahe the?

Chintu: Nahin toh...

Papa: Toh phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?

Chintu: Papa aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai toh dhuan toh niklega hi.
It's Christmas time and Bill and Joe decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Joe brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Bill to look at it.

"Well, Bill, What do you think?"

"Sorry, Joe, this tree won't do. Let's try another one."

They come upon another nice tree, Joe brushes it off, and they both look at it.

"How about this one, Bill?"

"Not quite, Joe. Let's keep looking".

This goes on until nightfall. Both Bill and Joe are cold, tired, and hungry.

"Well, Bill, what do we do now?"

"Joe, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."

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Funny Jokes In Punjabi Biography

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Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even??
Sardar: Remove the S !! :P




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zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......




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Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....




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Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.




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Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye




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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam :-)




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Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove..
pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove...
aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan.




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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!



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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c




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Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!




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Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!




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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,


But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-




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Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.




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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai




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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!




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Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr. � Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha � Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama...




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Punjab Main 2 Cheezain E T0 Achi Hain
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Aikk LASSI
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Ty
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D000jy 80




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Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..




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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna




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Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!




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me mangi se maut rabb toh,
usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..




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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut saday paas nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi toun,
Teri Yaad vi te Tarponoun ton baaz nahi aundi,

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Sardar Je Jokes Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”
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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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Sardar Je And Police Man
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Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho? Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.
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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya
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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
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In Biology Practical
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Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name
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Hitler Says
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“There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary” Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”
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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor
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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because It Was Self-Service
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A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage
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Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.
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Examiner Taking Practical Of Sardar
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In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said €India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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Sardar Joined New Job
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
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Sardar Was Busy
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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On A Romantic Day Sardar
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Sardar was writing something very slowly
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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Sardar proposed a Girl
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Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar to Girlfriend
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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Sardar G Funny SMS Jokes
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Sardar went for an INTERVIEW. The question was When is ur BIRTHDAY? Sardar :-May 9th. Which year? Sardr :-What nonsense EVERY YEAR..
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Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.


Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye. 

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai. 

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia. 

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai. 

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha. 
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai. 

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

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Jokes On Sardar Biography

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Sardar Je Jokes Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”
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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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Sardar Je And Police Man
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho? Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.
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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
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In Biology Practical
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name
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Hitler Says
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
“There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary” Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”
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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because It Was Self-Service
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A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage
Written by Moderator  | April 3, 2012 | 0
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
Written by Moderator  | April 3, 2012 | 0
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.
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Examiner Taking Practical Of Sardar
Written by Moderator  | March 8, 2012 | 0
In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said €India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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Sardar Joined New Job
Written by Moderator  | February 17, 2012 | 0
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
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Sardar Was Busy
Written by Moderator  | February 17, 2012 | 0
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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On A Romantic Day Sardar
Written by Moderator  | February 17, 2012 | 0
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb
Written by Moderator  | February 17, 2012 | 0
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
Written by admin  | February 6, 2012 | 0
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Sardar was writing something very slowly
Written by admin  | February 6, 2012 | 0
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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Sardar proposed a Girl
Written by admin  | February 6, 2012 | 0
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar to Girlfriend
Written by admin  | February 6, 2012 | 0
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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Sardar G Funny SMS Jokes
Written by admin  | February 6, 2012 | 0

Sardar went for an INTERVIEW. The question was When is ur BIRTHDAY? Sardar :-May 9th. Which year? Sardr :-What nonsense EVERY YEAR..

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