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Santa & Banta Jokes.. Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi. Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Banta ped pe...Read Full Story
5 Insults That Actually Aren’t Insults
By Paul Schinider on November 13, 2013 | From bidnessetc.com

There are swear and curse words we use to abuse people, and then there are words that we abuse simply by misusing them. These are ordinary terms treated as pejoratives and derogatory labels, and though it’s amusing to see idiots being idiots, we feel it’s time to highlight the words that aren’t really insults, but are sometimes wrongly considered as such. 1.  Liberal Do you consider bans on gay marriage a little bigoted and completely wrong? Well, you’re the reason America is in the economic...Read Full Story
Santa Banta Jokes !!
By pictureblogger on October 24, 2013 | From 99share.in

Santa Banta Jokes.. Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.  U know why?  Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.  A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me. Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae...Read Full Story
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Santa banta hindi jokes
By Muhammad Irfan on April 12, 2013 | From sms7up.com

Santa Sharab Pee kar, Sadhu Say Takra Giya, Sadhu Gusse Mein Aye Murkh Mein Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun Santa-Rukiye Maharaaj Me Glaass Le ke Aata hun.- - - ->Santa: Aggar nariyaal ke ped pay chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaye gi Banta: Pir haath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayen gi. - - - ->Banta: Yeh chaaku kiyon ubaaal rahe ho??? Santa: Suicide karne kay liye, Banta: To phir ubaalne ki kiya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaaye- - - ->A teacher
Sardar Je Jokes Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”
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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes
Written by Moderator  | February 23, 2013 | Comments Off
Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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Sardar Je And Police Man
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho? Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.
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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
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In Biology Practical
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name
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Hitler Says
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
“There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary” Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”
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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor
Written by Moderator  | October 6, 2012 | Comments Off
Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because It Was Self-Service
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A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage
Written by Moderator  | April 3, 2012 | 0
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
Written by Moderator  | April 3, 2012 | 0
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

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