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Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai

Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Heart Break, Sad Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,

Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,

Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,

Agar hai to ek mohbbat,

jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!

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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota

Category: Friendship Sms, Hindi Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,

kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota,

dost to mil jate hai har raste par,

lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota.

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Pyar mein koi to dil tod deta hai

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Pyar me koi to dil tod deta hai,

Dosti me koi to bharosa tod deta hai,

Zindagi jina to koi gulaab se sikhe,

Jo khud toot kar do dilo ko jod deta hai..

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Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log humse

Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log humse,

jo hamari zarurat ko mehsoos nahi karte..

kabhi bhot baaten kiya krte the hum se,

ab kheriyat tak maloom nahi karte..

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zamane ka ye dastur kaisa

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

zamane ka ye dastur kaisa,

pyar ko pana ye kasur kaisa,

agar mohabbat gunah hai zamane mein,

to fir insano ko mohabat sikhane wala wo khuda beksur kaisa!

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Zindagi ki raho me ishq na mile

Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Zindagi ki raho me ishq na mile,

Is bedard zamane se kuch na mile,

Hum gum Kyon kare ki wo hame na mile,

ARE…!!

Gam to wo kare jinhe hum na mile.

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Wo rootha rootha sa lagta hai

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Wo rootha rootha sa lagta hai,

Koi tarkeeb batao pass aane ki,

Main zindgi girvi rakh sakta hoon,

Tum keemat batao usey manane ki.Hindi shairi sms, or more precisely Modern Standard Hindi, is a standardised and sanskritised register of the Hindustani language (Hindi-Urdu). Hindustani is the native language of people living in Delhi, Haryana, Western Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, northeastern Madhya Pradesh, and parts of eastern Rajasthan, and Hindi is one of the official languages of India. Colloquial Hindi is mutually intelligible with another register of Hindustani called (Modern Standard) Urdu. Mutual intelligibility decreases in literary and specialized contexts, which rely on educated vocabulary.

The number of native speakers of Standard Hindi is unclear. According to the 2001 Indian census. 258 million people in India reported their native language to be "Hindi". However, this includes large numbers of speakers of Hindi languages other than Standard Hindi; as of 2009, the best figure Ethnologue could find for Khariboli dialect (the basis of Hindustani) was a 1991 citation of 180 million. This places Hindi in a three-way tie with Bengali and Portuguese for the fifth-largest language in the world.

The dialect upon which Standard Hindi is based is khadiboli, the vernacular of Delhi and the surrounding western Uttar Pradesh and southern Uttarakhand region. This dialect acquired linguistic prestige in the Mughal Empire (17th century) and became known as Urdu, "the language of the court." As noted and referenced in History of Hindustani, prior to the independence of India and Pakistan, it was not referred to as Urdu but as Hindustani. After independence, the Government of India set about standardising Hindi as a separate language from Urdu, instituting the following conventions

standardization of grammar: In 1954, the Government of India set up a committee to prepare a grammar of Hindi; The committee's report was released in 1958 as "A Basic Grammar of Modern Hindi"

    standardization of the orthography, using the Devanagari script, by the Central Hindi Directorate of the Ministry of Education and Culture to bring about uniformity in writing, to improve the shape of some Devanagari characters, and introducing diacritics to express sounds from other languages.

The Constituent Assembly adopted Hindi as the Official Language of the Union on 14 September 1949. Hence it is celebrated as Hindi Day.Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?

Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?

Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....

Hindi funny sms, Boy vs Girl joke, husband wife jokes, enjoy sardar jokes on your favourite e-TV, latestsms.in, of all short funny text stuff.

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana

2.Machar ki malish krna

3.Chitti ko kiss krna

4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana

5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai

zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya

Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..

apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai

girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka

Jago grahak jago.

kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz

agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai

jago ladko jago

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..

DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!

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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,

Boy- pehle 100 rupey do.

Mom- kyu?

Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye

Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye

Suraj:kaise?

Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u

have any doubt u can ask me..!

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