New Funny Jokes Biography
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(1) Bakra Eid MubarakMay ur plate
Bakra Eid Mubarak
May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.
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(2) Bakra Eid Mubarak
Bakra Eid Mubarak
May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.
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(3) Hqiqt smjo ya afs
Hqiqt smjo ya afsana
Apna smjo ya begana
Hmara apka rishta hy purana
Islye frz tha apko btana
K BKRA EID a rhi hy,
Ab shuru krdo ghas khana...;-)
(1) Agar rishtedar mein koi larkip
Agar rishtedar mein koi larki
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.
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(2) After He Broke My Heart My
After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,
"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?"
I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."
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(3) Pathhn romantic mood main a
Pathhn romantic mood main apni wife sa
kia tum muj sa naraz ho?
Wife: nahi
pathan: jannu to pher chehra meri tarf kiun kia howa ha ?? hehehee
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(4) Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga
Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr
"pakistaniyon"
Ki hakumat ho gi....
kyon
k
baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...
"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless
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(5) Aa mere molasut boom da golana
Aa mere mola
sut boom da gola
na ravy board da daftar
na pave result da rola
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(6) Jab koi larki gha
Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.
5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.
Zubaida Apa k Totkey
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(7) Beth k bathroom m
Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon
FARAZ
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.kar to l hai...
ab thanday paani sayy"Dhoun'ga"kese?
Zubaida aapa plz help me...!
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