Urdu Funny Stories Biography
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Doctor : Aap k shohar ko mukamal sunkoon ki
zarurat hai
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
Biwi : ye main inhain kis waqt don ?
Doctor : ye aap nay khani hain .
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March 11th, 2014 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
1 Chor Ne apni Mangetar
Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.
Mangetar(khushi se):
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat
Kya Ha”?
Chor:
“3 Saal Qaid Tay
Littar Wakhray”…!!
November 5th, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Boy:
Xcuse Me
Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
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October 20th, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
“Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye
Sath Mera To Bata Dena
” ~”Ae Dost”~ “
Ham Dil Pe Pathar Rakh K
Tumhein Goli Maar Dengay”
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Thaa Thaa Thaaa Thaa” “Chhoty Esko Bori Me Dal De Lekin Aaram Se Dost Tha Mera;)
September 28th, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Soch samaj kr msg kia karo
batamizi muje b KARNI ati hai… ok
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Happy panga day dkho kitne reply ate hai.
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..;-)
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
.
Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
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.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
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Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey….
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Press down 7 times to become sweet……..
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Tusi bhi na?
Pehle hi inne ………. sweet ho ……
Phir bhi press kiye jaa rahe ho…..
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
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Ae Galib!
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
<(',')
((> ouch
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Mummy Mat Maro…:p
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