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Urdu Funny Stories Biography

Source(google.com.pk)
Doctor : Aap k shohar ko mukamal sunkoon ki
zarurat hai
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
Biwi : ye main inhain kis waqt don ?
Doctor : ye aap nay khani hain .
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March 11th, 2014 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
1 Chor Ne apni Mangetar
Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.
Mangetar(khushi se):
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat
Kya Ha”?
Chor:
“3 Saal Qaid Tay
Littar Wakhray”…!!
November 5th, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Boy:
Xcuse Me
Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
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October 20th, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
“Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye
Sath Mera To Bata Dena
” ~”Ae Dost”~ “
Ham Dil Pe Pathar Rakh K
Tumhein Goli Maar Dengay”
(,”)__,=- – – \(‘-’)/
/) ) ( (
| \_ _/_/ “
Thaa Thaa Thaaa Thaa” “Chhoty Esko Bori Me Dal De Lekin Aaram Se Dost Tha Mera;)
September 28th, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Soch samaj kr msg kia karo
batamizi muje b KARNI ati hai… ok
Happy panga day dkho kitne reply ate hai.
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..;-)
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
.
Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
.
.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey….
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Press down 7 times to become sweet……..
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Tusi bhi na?
Pehle hi inne ………. sweet ho ……
Phir bhi press kiye jaa rahe ho…..
March 22nd, 2013 Posted in : Urdu Funny SMS
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
.
Ae Galib!
.
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
.
.
.
..
MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
<(',')
((> ouch
<<
Mummy Mat Maro…:p

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Urdu Funny Stories Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

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