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1 Fouji ko sharat lagane ka bht Shoq tha

1 Fouji ko sharat lagane ka bht Shoq tha

Major ne ussy Bulaya or shart lagane se mna kya.

Foji: Sir Aakhiri Shart. Aapko Bawaseer hay.

Major: Ma shart lagata hun k nhi hay.

Foji: Ma Ungli Daal k Dekhonga.

Major Khush ho gya. 5000/- ki Shart lag gai.

Foji ne Ungli di, Darwaaze khula or

sare Staff ne andar jhanka aur Rone lagy.

Major Pent Pehan kr Bahir gya Pucha kya hua?

Staff: Ye Humse 50,000 ki Shart lga k gya tha

k Major ki Gand me Ungli dega.

 

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1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

“Ghulail Bnaon ga aur Chirya ko maro ga”.

1 Din usko paglon k Doctor k paas le gye

aur uska Elaaj ho gya. Dr: Ab kya kro gay?

Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri Dhondon ga.

Ghar Basaon ga. Dr: V Nice Phir kya kro gay.

Pagal: Bachon ko Achay School bhejon ga.

Un ki Birthday Mnaoun ga. Nekar aur Shirt Gift ayenge.

Dr: Gud Gud. Phir. Pagal: Un ki Nekar se lastic nikalon ga .

Phir “Gulail bnoun ga Aur Chiryo ko maron ga”.

 

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1 Murgi markeet gai, or Kaha 1 Anda dena

1 Murgi markeet gai, or Kaha 1 Anda dena

Salesman: Tm anda khud kio ni deti.

Mughi: Mera husbend kehta hay k

Darling 7 Rupay k lye apni Figur kharaab mt kro.

 

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1 Sardar Fouj me Bharti huwa

1 Sardar Fouj me Bharti huwa

2 din bad Jung lag gai,

Sardar ki Topi par goli lgi

Sardar ne Hathyaar phaink diya aur

Chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye Ishara hi kaafi hay.

 

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1 Murgi ne 3 Anday diye to

1 Murgi ne 3 Anday diye to

murgi ne khuda se dua mangi k

ya Allah mujhe naik olaad dena.

Pehla anda phuta to deikha

bacha Nimaz pr rha hay.

2sra anda phuta to dekha k

bacha Tasbih kr rha hay.

3sra phuta hi nahi wo andar se bola

Ammi ma Aitkaaf pe betha hun.

 

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1 bandha bhagty hue aya or

1 bandha bhagty hue aya or

Pathan se bola: khan jaldi jao tmhare

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ghar me barish ka pani ghus gya hay,

Pathan: Q jhoot bolta hay

ghar ka chabi to hmare paas hay.

 

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1 Bacha bus me Driver seat se Pichli seat

1 Bacha bus me Driver seat se Pichli seat

par safar kertay huway ye keh raha tha,

Agr meri maan bakri hoti or

mera baap bakra to ma lela hota,

Agr mere bap Murgha hota or

Mri maan Murgi to ma Choza hota .

Driver ukta kr bola agr teri maan kanjri hoti or

tera bap kanjar to tu kya hota,

Bacha : To ma Driver hota.

 

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1 Chuhaa sharab k Drum me Gira or

1 Chuhaa sharab k Drum me Gira or

Nikal k must ho k soi hui Billi k mooh pe

Dom maar k bola, Utth Kanjriye…. 

Pola Badmash tera mujra wekhan aya ay uth.

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos

Funny Urdu Poetry Anwar Masood Funny Urdu JOkes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover PHotos